March 2012
wendydlamm asked: Why the eff did I just watch that video that you reblogged. Ugh. I'm freaked out.
Watchgloomyteens:
OH MY GAWD
“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in...”
– Deepak Chopra (via happy—highs)
me: i should start working out
me: *stands up*
me: okay thats good
My mind has never been so lost in my life. Like there’s nothing going on up there at all. So I’m really sorry if we’re having a conversation and I’m totally out of it or not as involved.
shavingryansprivates:
victoria’s secret is actually that she used to be victor
“Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that...”
– Yoko Ono, 1977 ()
“Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the...”
– Paper Towns - John Green (via followingthesirens)
Watchthisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
this is too funny :’)
Watchgloomyteens:
anthonyaayteez:
skeetbucket:
LMFAO
LMFAO
ne-yo:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.
chillyourfaketits:
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
