That awkward moment when your mom tells you to...
thatfunnyblog: and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!” and when she finally comes, you’re like OMG GFPOY.
beardickpunch: jmonsterbby: I’M DYING oh lawds
Oh shit. Monday is Labor Day. No Classes.
Singing "Someone Like You" by Adele
im-justbeingmyself: every time.
Music Teacher: Taco Bell is not Mexican Food.
Student A: It's not?
Music: Just like Panda Express isn't Chinese.
Student B: It's not?
It's nights like these where I feel school is...
Why do we waste our time educating ourselves for a “better future”? Yeah, years from now I would like to live in a nice ass house and have shit loads of money. But by then I would be what? 30 the least? By then I would be too old to have real fun. Your teen years are the years where you’re most adventurous, curious, energetic. When I’m 30, my idea of fun is probably like...
Gang Bang by Wiz Khalifa
Wiz: "Money.. money.. money. And I got money. Hoes. Money and hoes. I got money. Hoes. Money and hoes."
Allison: I don't think it's very nice for him to say that.
Looking at pictures of yourself and realizing...
When the test papers are returned, and..
the-absolute-best-gifs: you failed and you have the lowest score in class: you failed but not as badly as you’d thought: you failed but your friends didn’t do that well either: you failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”: you passed: you get the highest score in class: your friend gets the highest score in class: someone you don’t...
I hate it when people call me "high" and say...
Atleast try to hold a decent conversation. You’re lucky it’s your birthday.
yeah ————————- bleagsjdshodi ————— mutha——- yeah——- jbfrehgbjrwbebjkghbq —————...– lil waynes performance (via adolftitler69)
My mother thinks Lil Wayne is repulsive and ugly.
She just got her phone out to take a picture of his pants.
When someone steps on my new shoes
A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves...– Marilyn Monroe (via princessnalaaa)