March 2011
Pretty Little Liars and Skins.
are my fricking shows.
Tony totally deserved that kick in the balls. Pshyeah.
So I'm getting my "braces off" tomorrow.
But I really don’t care, because all I really care about is passing my permit test, or I will literally shoot myself if I don’t.
When you see free food.
emptyglasses-:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
February 2011
Clever.
heeyfandeezay:
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again, less people laughed this time. He cracked the same joke again and again. When there was no laughter in the crowd he smiled and said “you can’t laugh on the same joke again and again then why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over...
WatchOMG. <3
Today can be a very productive day. I just need to...
: Ephatha Retreat →
courtneytran:
Wake up, 6am ice-cold shower, Pray, Eat, Pray, Eat, Pray, Eat, Pray, Eat, 12am ice cold shower, Sleep, Repeat.
If you look at it from an outside perspective that’s what this retreat seemed like but while you were in it, that’s a whole story in itself.
Thank you God for opening my eyes to so many things I had forgotten about myself. I discovered another family,...
Confirmation camp.
I would write a long deep post about it but that would take forever, and I probably won’t have room to fit it all.
From this retreat I’ve learned alot. I’ve learn to appreciate things more, and I have gotten really close to alot of people I wouldn’t imagine ever getting close too. Yeah, I did cried, it was pretty emotional, and I love my confirmation family so much, and...
Spam me with text messages, no phone for 3 days.
I hate that moment where my body would randomly...
han-eztc:
& people around me look at me like I have Tourette…
GPOY.
Just like you said: 5 Bizarre Facts About Hitler →
peachcity:
Hitler had only one testicle. This one is interesting, considering most would say Hitler had fairly large gonads. Guess it was all just a show to make up for what he was actually missing. I had a difficult time figuring out how he only came to have 1 and it seems he may have been…
mindblown.
Thao Vu: Justin Bieber thinks homosexuality is a... →
heroes-and-cons:
callmethedoctor:
padawanblaine:
mollyfreakinpotter:
just-another-gay:
Respect = lost.
so according to justin:
you get raped for a reason
rape is “really sad”, but sorry, you have to have your rapist’s baby if you get pregnant
women are too…
“I told them, “I don’t care! Life is too short to be wondering “what if?”...”
– Paper Heart (via theaudacitytobebeautiful)
My heart burns, and is racing.
The room is rotating. Crystal words sound like beats. Music is orgasmic. Are any of these things really happening? Why do I feel like I’m floating on clouds? My head fills with imagination far beyond my reach. Food is delightful. I feel like I’m in outer space. Laughing, hahaha. I love this feeling, hoping that it never let it goes away.
-cheeseburgers <3 Love you Crystal.
Confirmation camp this weekend.
It’s going to be one of those, spiritual, emotional, life-changing kind of retreats. I’m going to be gone Friday through Sunday. SO FEEL FREE TO TEXT ME, because I’m not allowed to use my phone or any kind of electronics. Good thing we’re staying in cabins instead of tents. I have to fricking wake up 7 in the morning. Ugh.
The really good thing about this retreat is that...
Alec thought I was going to be a mean person...
Lolz, that made my life.
H-mart was fun. <33
If you were to do the chiddy bang bang with me,
There better be fucking candles everywhere.
Music playing in the background
You, showered, and cologned
A present
A her’s pleasure condom
Just sayin’
Allison Belcher is coming over?!
LOL, “THANK YAH JESUS.”
“RIGHT ONNNN.”
Just because it's your boyfriend, doesn't take the...
when on a laptop:
comoumaestrela:
and this shows up:
and you’re like:
but then a couple minutes later this shows up:
and you run to get your charger like:
That awkward moment when people think your guy...
laurenmarie-:
I now finally see a guy's point of view in a...
